1 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:16,080 - I wish you good health. - Meet Anna Nikolaevna, android. 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,260 - Arrived according to your orders. - Well, me or you? 3 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:22,528 Nazimov Boris Anatolyevich, new curator. 4 00:00:22,608 --> 00:00:25,136 Your project is under my leadership. 5 00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:27,440 So God help us. 6 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,232 I worked for days to resurrect her. 7 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:47,970 Even the timbre of your voice is the same. 8 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,040 Character is one to one. Only then came the moment 9 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,232 when I realized how cruelly I was mistaken. 10 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,270 When you slept with that major. 11 00:00:58,144 --> 00:00:59,040 Anya! 12 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,944 My Anya would never cheat on me. 13 00:01:03,024 --> 00:01:05,984 To change, you need to love a person. 14 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:09,136 Andrei Maratovich is married to us. 15 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:11,810 You called me Anya tonight. 16 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:14,490 You are perfection. 17 00:01:15,184 --> 00:01:17,408 - Well, shall I go? - Where? 18 00:01:17,488 --> 00:01:18,336 On business. 19 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,784 It was decided to populate the country with robots. 20 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:23,312 But we need not just androids, and the androids are Russian. 21 00:01:23,392 --> 00:01:25,216 The project is extremely secret. 22 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,180 Destroy them all. 23 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,264 Run! 24 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,456 Pozharsky, press! 25 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,510 - I understand, Nikita Borisovich. - What did you understand? What do you understand? 26 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:32,240 Someone has been stealing flowers for three weeks now from a flowerbed near the administration. 27 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,888 I'm taking the matter under personal control. 28 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,790 Yes, sir... Comrade Mayor. That's it, let's start now. 29 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:41,800 Well, how do you like it communicate with those in power? 30 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,250 Andryukh, you are still a gift for him I didn’t choose it for my birthday. 31 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:48,280 - Andrey Maratovich. - Oh, Wet, you lost. 32 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,184 I told you it's less than in a week you will become Maratovich. 33 00:02:51,264 --> 00:02:53,330 Okay, that's it, shut up. They both sat down. 34 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,744 While I was investigating in the Galuso case, he missed a lot. 35 00:02:59,824 --> 00:03:04,020 Lyapin, are you seriously investing? 36 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,368 - Oh, well, purely after hours. - You don't have that kind of time. 37 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:11,020 You're a cop. Your time is always working. 38 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,910 So I stopped right now. Then your wife will come, 39 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:17,210 will write weighty statements, that you are a fool, you have been deceived. 40 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,930 Look, you’ve already invested in a car. 41 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:22,224 Wet, and you're taking a long time will you walk around with black eyes? 42 00:03:22,304 --> 00:03:24,420 I fight in MMA. This is obligatory. 43 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:29,660 Shut down the cop! Shut down the cop! 44 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,910 Shut down the cop! 45 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,990 - Why “extinguish”? - Shut down the cop! 46 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,200 You don't fight, they beat you there. 47 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,536 And they don't hit you, and the whole ministry, you understand? 48 00:03:39,616 --> 00:03:41,790 They beat you and don't let you cry. 49 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:44,070 - Not crying is my decision. - Yes, puppy! 50 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,144 I'm not a puppy. 51 00:03:46,896 --> 00:03:48,752 A small dog is always a puppy. 52 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,792 Andrey, don’t go too far. 53 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,780 Well, “goldfinch.” But “puppy” is... 54 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,550 “Andrey Maratovich, don’t go too far,” 55 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:59,744 This is how this phrase should have sounded. 56 00:04:02,768 --> 00:04:05,440 Now to the point. The mayor just blew my mind. 57 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,260 Who has been cutting flowers from flower beds for three weeks now? 58 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,824 Yes, this is petty hooliganism. 59 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:12,020 Well, find me these little hooligans. 60 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:15,424 If there were cameras there, There would be no need to look for anyone at all. 61 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:17,390 Well, hang it at your own expense. 62 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:20,680 - Or you are sitting in ambush. Whatever. - I invest at night. 63 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,360 - I fight at night. - You would sleep better at night. 64 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,920 Otherwise you go to work somehow. And you don't fight anymore. 65 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,500 You can sit in ambush. 66 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:30,520 You know what, Andrei Maratovich, 67 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,240 In this case, I will leave the cops altogether. 68 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,480 The only thing keeping me here is some imaginary officer's duty. 69 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,300 So, I guess I’ll go and resign. 70 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,664 - Don’t get angry, Lyapin, sit down. - I'll leave too. 71 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:46,980 Yes. 72 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,704 You know, Andrei Maratovich, Galuzo was kinder. 73 00:04:50,784 --> 00:04:53,670 He ruled us like Catherine the Great. 74 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,496 With affection and with intelligence. And you are like Pavel. 75 00:04:56,576 --> 00:05:00,550 - No carrot, just a stick. - Yes. You sat up the old man. 76 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:03,990 - The old man is a corrupt official. - The old man has developed dementia. 77 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,208 They could have blamed it all on this and resigned. 78 00:05:06,288 --> 00:05:10,240 If he had dementia, he would He took a bribe in candy wrappers or rubles. 79 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,760 Give him bitcoins and dollars. He demanded more icons. 80 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,980 - Because he wanted to repent. - Certainly. 81 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:18,848 Okay, that's it, let's get out of here. I will explain myself to you again. 82 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,180 Here's what I'll tell you, Andryusha Maratovich: 83 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,630 power - it really spoils people. 84 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:33,140 And it hurts me to watch How do you turn into a tyrant? 85 00:05:34,336 --> 00:05:37,152 What are you talking about, Lyapin? What kind of tyrant am I? 86 00:05:37,232 --> 00:05:39,264 I'm not kissing your ass. 87 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,296 And you have a mustache - 88 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,400 shit, do you understand me? Shit! 89 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,870 What's a mustache? Great mustache. I raised it myself. 90 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,950 Yeah. Do you know who had a great mustache? 91 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:53,320 At Budyonny's. And yours is like Pinochet’s. 92 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,696 Some kind of shit under your nose. 93 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:58,330 Everyone knows it though They're just afraid to tell you. 94 00:05:58,410 --> 00:05:59,504 But I'm not like that. 95 00:05:59,584 --> 00:06:03,872 And now, Andryusha, if you want, fire me. 96 00:06:03,952 --> 00:06:04,960 Come on, come on. 97 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,930 - Yes, Nastya. - Andryush, I still bought a crib. 98 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,870 - First good news of the day. - When will you be home? 99 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:18,700 - You have to assemble it yourself. - Wednesday evening after dinner. 100 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,528 I love you, Andryusha. And your jokes are stupid. 101 00:06:23,152 --> 00:06:25,152 I already bought a child's chair. 102 00:06:25,232 --> 00:06:28,448 So when the time comes I'm ready to pick you up from the maternity hospital. 103 00:06:28,528 --> 00:06:31,088 I promise that we will go only with you. 104 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:58,256 - Some salt. - Now. 105 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:01,744 - Enough. - Yes. 106 00:07:02,704 --> 00:07:03,696 Here. 107 00:07:05,808 --> 00:07:09,050 - Should I drink some vodka? - So you like herring with vodka. 108 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,890 Now, Andryush. I need 15 minutes. 109 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:15,408 - Clean it, dust it with onions... - Nastya, sit down. 110 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:21,010 Don't listen to your idiots. They will not have a career, they understand this. 111 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:23,488 That's how they'll end up as cops in their bedbug infestation. 112 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:27,920 And you were born an officer, and you will die a general. 113 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,530 - Heartburn. - Now, Andryush. Now, dear. 114 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:33,610 Be patient, I'll make some fizzy drink. 115 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:34,688 Yes. 116 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:46,096 What? 117 00:07:47,952 --> 00:07:49,488 Pushing. 118 00:07:50,624 --> 00:07:51,936 Take him to his father. 119 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,352 - Quiet. “Well, my father is strict,” he froze. 120 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:09,060 - It’s with his mother that he’s so brave. -Are you listening to Vysotsky? 121 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,912 Definitely five hours a day. And Tchaikovsky too. 122 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:16,128 Tchaikovsky is an elective. Men should grow up like Vysotsky. 123 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,820 Andryush, maybe you don’t have enough sex? 124 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:25,150 - I have 20 minutes free. - Nastya, well... Well, not in front of my son. 125 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,952 - Well, really. - So he won’t see anything. 126 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:32,784 Calm down, Nastya, calm down! 127 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,090 He's not sleeping in the next room. 128 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:39,120 It's... kind of nearby. I can't do this. 129 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,980 No, I don’t exclude the possibility that he will grow up, we'll get into it with him 130 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:45,110 to some brothel and kutnem. But it takes time. 131 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:47,550 - I'll open it. - No need, I'll do it myself. 132 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:50,850 It was Lyapin who came to apologize. Along the way, you'll have to drink. 133 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:54,224 Andryush, at least a bucket. I'll give you an IV in the morning. 134 00:08:57,050 --> 00:09:00,112 Good evening, Alexander Evgenievich. What do I owe? 135 00:09:00,192 --> 00:09:03,840 - I just took office. - Andrey Maratovich, hold on, dear. 136 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,930 Anastasia Alexandrovna! 137 00:09:08,288 --> 00:09:09,728 New task. 138 00:09:10,352 --> 00:09:11,904 And you too, get ready. 139 00:09:17,136 --> 00:09:21,690 Well, finally! How tired I am be this hopeless fool! 140 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,984 You run to get some foam yourself, Lieutenant Colonel. 141 00:09:26,064 --> 00:09:28,320 And shave off your mustache, you look idiotic. 142 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,064 Wait. What… 143 00:09:30,144 --> 00:09:33,520 Andrey Maratovich, sign a non-disclosure agreement. 144 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,480 Do you understand everything? Speak in your own words. 145 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,712 Name is Nastya. Anastasia Alexandrovna 146 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,312 And the main thing is the team. Not completing a secret mission. 147 00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:31,780 Andrey Maratovich, do you understand everything? 148 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:35,620 What is there not to understand? Anastasia Alexandrovna is an android. 149 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,990 Not Newton's binomial. 150 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,104 Andryukha, this is what happens, 151 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,540 Haven't you had a single normal woman? 152 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:47,824 Well that's right. With humor This is somehow easier to perceive. 153 00:10:48,368 --> 00:10:50,890 - Nastya... - Anastasia Alexandrovna. 154 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,728 Yes, it's easy. Anastasia Alexandrovna, It's important for me to understand 155 00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:58,450 when he started living with me top secret quantum sample? 156 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,464 How does it feel? 157 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,304 - The sensations are twofold. - The information is secret. 158 00:11:04,384 --> 00:11:06,208 Top secret. 159 00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:08,352 Well then, I refuse to carry out the order. 160 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,650 I am writing a resignation letter. 161 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,930 I go online to watch some show. 162 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,560 I tell a touching story young comedians. 163 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,312 - They'll appreciate it, I'm sure. - Then we will eliminate you. 164 00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:25,460 Anastasia Alexandrovna is joking. 165 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:30,930 Yes, it's a joke. 166 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:34,600 Joke. Only the CIA and others kill... 167 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,970 So tell me when and why I began to live with a quantum android? 168 00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:42,704 Well, I can’t tell you in front of everyone. 169 00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:45,584 Yes, he’ll still blab to everyone when he’s drunk. 170 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,704 No. 171 00:11:47,264 --> 00:11:49,424 So, leave us. 172 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,800 And you. 173 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,160 Ready to listen. 174 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,590 Andrey Maratovich, 175 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:17,010 well you started it first Twist tricks with android. 176 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:21,184 We thought you were familiar you won't be offended. 177 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:25,520 Where is the real Nastya now? 178 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,690 Well, why do you need this fool? 179 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:29,776 This is my wife, by the way. 180 00:12:29,856 --> 00:12:31,200 No. 181 00:12:32,464 --> 00:12:35,030 It turns out you didn’t marry her. 182 00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:40,944 You married… I married an android, it turns out. 183 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,552 Sorry, Andrey. 184 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,690 Sorry. Sorry. 185 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:55,440 They replaced it for you at the beginning your glorious deeds in Moscow. 186 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,040 - And she agreed so easily? - Why is it easy? 187 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,970 We kindly and clearly explained to her 188 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:04,992 that this is an important, state matter. 189 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:09,152 - Will he be happy? - He will never be happy. 190 00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:13,020 An officer was created for duty, not for happiness. 191 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,744 And where is she now? 192 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,020 She is happy in Tver, at the regional hospital. 193 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,030 The city is nice, comfortable in places. 194 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,488 Her boy is studying at the Suvorov School, 195 00:13:27,568 --> 00:13:30,480 future intelligence officer, as we believe. 196 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,900 Everything is happy with them. 197 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,560 Living with you is not drinking honey, Andrey Maratovich. 198 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,510 Even our android Anastasia Alexandrovna has suffered enough. 199 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:41,360 You are a stuffy person in everyday life. 200 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,020 To make such a woman happy - 201 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,568 this is not about you. Not about us. 202 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,710 Your task, Lieutenant Colonel, is to help me 203 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,800 in operational activities 204 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,120 to train Anastasia Alexandrovna. 205 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,000 She understands theory, but practice - 206 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,430 It's an unpredictable thing. 207 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,984 - Still a cook. - So, what kind of business should I help with? 208 00:14:06,064 --> 00:14:08,000 Well, we need to call the guys. 209 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,808 For your information, the weight of such an ATM is 210 00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:28,576 500-700 kilograms. 211 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,430 We, of course, have the official version, 212 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:35,744 but maybe you can suggest something? 213 00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:41,460 Well, a simple Russian woman I've suffered through life. 214 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,440 Well, it takes its due. 215 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,770 God forbid. God forbid. If a simple Russian woman 216 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:51,088 will take his due, We'll never pay it off. 217 00:14:51,168 --> 00:14:52,752 This is Anna Nikolaevna. 218 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,952 Andrey Maratovich, 219 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,130 Anna Nikolaevna was also dear to us. 220 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,272 We also mourn for her. But it's time somehow 221 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:04,530 gain strength and move on with your life. 222 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:07,420 - He still dreams about her. - No. 223 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,656 You talk to her in your sleep, everything about love. 224 00:15:10,736 --> 00:15:13,970 Comrade General, allow me to begin to carry out the order. 225 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,616 Go ahead, boys. 226 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,660 - At least I’m not an android? - Andryush, you are a man, I swear to you. 227 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,792 And all the history books open to you. 228 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,360 Including Darwin. 229 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:42,224 Let me hug you boys. We suffered enough from the former management. 230 00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:49,344 Thank you. 231 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,520 Well, with such bosses I am in both fire and water. 232 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,304 Ready to go anywhere. 233 00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:57,920 Anastasia Alexandrovna, 234 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,800 let me bow to you? 235 00:16:02,144 --> 00:16:04,752 - I'm ready! - Oh, yo... 236 00:16:05,488 --> 00:16:07,632 What instructions will there be? 237 00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:14,128 - I won't go anywhere without him. - Him? 238 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,832 - Cognac. - It's clear. Acceptance stage. 239 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:19,930 You need to go to a psychologist to accept your position? 240 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,480 Or are you still will you join the team? 241 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,653 Here. Couldn't it always be like this? 242 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,730 At least she looked like a person. 243 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,992 And then the robot is a robot, it’s sickening to watch. 244 00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:33,552 At the microwave... 245 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,150 At the microwave and there was more character. 246 00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:43,982 Why were you even created? 247 00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,060 I'll tell you, you'll understand. 248 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:49,568 The fact is that in Russia there are a lot of children in orphanages. 249 00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:51,340 Therefore, the decision was made... 250 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,048 ...to make a great humanistic project. 251 00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:56,448 Namely, android mothers. 252 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:59,968 Since we have a lot of single mothers... 253 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:05,408 ...it wouldn't cause a stir. Quite an ordinary situation. 254 00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:08,816 Tell me, what about androids? project "Anna Nikolaevna" 255 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,992 Wouldn't you be able to cope with such a challenge? 256 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,590 Anna Nikolaevna is a stupid martinet 257 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,896 for the needs of primitive law enforcement agencies. 258 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,416 We were supposed to become mothers. 259 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,550 Subtle mental organization 260 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,032 and other joys. 261 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:30,784 For example, get along with stupid husbands, praising them - 262 00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,656 This is worse than Newton's binomial. 263 00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:33,968 Yes! 264 00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:37,120 Therefore, it was taken as a sample compassionate Nastya? 265 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,992 Yes. Looks like a stupid fool 266 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:42,528 but, on the other hand, an example of pure love. 267 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:46,160 For the accuracy of the experiment you were not informed. 268 00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,351 Now - only official relations. 269 00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:53,440 And I apologize if at times I’ll have a hard time hiding my contempt. 270 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,210 - Still, I know you better than anyone. - Oh-oh-oh. 271 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,500 Oh-oh-oh. Perhaps I'll take a nap. 272 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,072 Maybe Annushka will dream about it, At least I’ll give my soul away. 273 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,540 They used to make androids before, right? Not like now. 274 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,870 The car couldn’t pull it out, but the woman couldn’t. 275 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,880 Like women, right? 276 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,170 Now I'm afraid of my mop. 277 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,712 Thank you for your assistance, then we ourselves. 278 00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:37,910 Anastasia Alexandrovna, please work out one daring version. 279 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,960 - It’s even scary to hear. - In short, yes. 280 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:46,000 Mokry and I believe that she did it woman, woman, who is... 281 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,610 - How exactly does our version sound? - Not which one, Lyapin. 282 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:51,020 And for the sake of to bring back youth and beauty. 283 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,864 - Wow. - This is really important for a woman. 284 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:55,380 Youth and beauty. They love it very much. 285 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,630 In general, we think that she has already become confused 286 00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:00,064 look at yourself in the mirror. Well, she has already become scary. 287 00:19:00,144 --> 00:19:02,170 Here you go. And, in short, she came here 288 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,570 tore it all out by the roots, to take all this money 289 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:07,100 and make yourself all sorts of plastic surgeries. 290 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,220 Therefore, we believe that we need to comb through 291 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,310 all plastic clinics here nearby in the area. 292 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,592 - And the cultural center. - Yes. 293 00:19:12,672 --> 00:19:14,288 Because the grandmother is one hundred percent public. 294 00:19:14,368 --> 00:19:16,510 Well, since she was so determined to regain her youth. 295 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,384 Well, this is all good as a joke, but... 296 00:19:18,464 --> 00:19:20,480 Develop a version, Major Mokry. 297 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,530 I'm the captain. Well, bye. 298 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:27,120 You will become a major if you solve the case. 299 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,432 And who will I become? 300 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,872 And you are the captain, If you don't reveal it, Major Lyapin. 301 00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,320 - Oh, this is a joke, right? - Work, boys. 302 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,312 Yeah. 303 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:40,192 Well, while the children are playing, adults will investigate. 304 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,530 Why did you even take them? 305 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,940 I didn't want to be there all the time under the reproachful gaze of the former. 306 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,992 Where to next? 307 00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:51,168 I have to ask you this, boss. 308 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,800 Let's find the car in which the ATM was stolen. 309 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,580 Well, so far everything is according to science. Where? 310 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:01,860 I'm not a neural network, my friend. I don't have all the answers. 311 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,944 I'm a thinking robot. This is why I need you. 312 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,080 Let's find the previous owner, Let's talk to him. 313 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,088 Maybe he remembers who bought from him. We'll make an identikit. Can you draw? 314 00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:21,600 I'm still learning. 315 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,390 So... Ladies! 316 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:36,512 Girls! 317 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:40,736 Girls, please excuse me, but... 318 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,580 But you will never - or maybe your friends - 319 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,660 didn't want to in any way 320 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,384 prolong your youth? 321 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,648 Yes. 322 00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:52,980 Boys, we don't like people who are getting younger. 323 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:57,168 We have a new trend - old age. 324 00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,795 And the more decrepit you are, the better. 325 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,222 You have to accept your age. 326 00:21:03,104 --> 00:21:06,128 Yeah. It's clear. 327 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:10,944 There was an old grandmother in the video. 328 00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:13,808 With sore joints ATMs are not pulled out of walls. 329 00:21:14,576 --> 00:21:18,592 You know, in pain you can even move the Statue of Liberty. 330 00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:28,544 - Hello. - Hello. 331 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,744 It's clear. 332 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,304 Tell me, and the previous days are three 333 00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:37,840 you have not been approached by an older woman about joints? 334 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,920 - At what age? - Well, let's say, over 60 years old. 335 00:21:42,464 --> 00:21:43,936 No, I didn’t apply like that. 336 00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:46,672 I told you that that old woman’s joints are normal. 337 00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:49,930 - Thank you. You helped us a lot. - How? 338 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:52,928 I discarded your version. Thanks again. 339 00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:56,710 Well, Captain Wet, what are we going to do? 340 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,528 I suggest setting up an ambush right here. 341 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,740 Maybe we'll consider Any other versions? 342 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,224 Look. This is... 343 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,320 Nazimov. 344 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,160 Yes, Lyapin. How are yours? 345 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,368 Understood. Let's go faster! 346 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,000 What's this? 347 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,696 Well, it’s like I was programmed 348 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:27,024 like a dumb housewife driving, so that no one gets to the bottom of it. 349 00:22:29,776 --> 00:22:32,752 - Maybe I will then? - Now let's calibrate. 350 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,470 We have a huge selection artificial joints. 351 00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:45,664 Yes, yes. This is what I need. Yeah. 352 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,210 What is your wear resistance class? 353 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:54,880 There are different ones. From just normal up to the premium segment. 354 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,688 Yeah, premium. 355 00:22:57,457 --> 00:22:59,970 Premium - what does it mean? Foreign made? 356 00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,424 Why? Our. 357 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,830 - What kind of joint do you need? - Yes, I need everything. 358 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,488 And elbows, and knees, and hip. 359 00:23:08,272 --> 00:23:11,008 Are you going to make a terminator, right? 360 00:23:16,592 --> 00:23:17,824 Okay, quiet. 361 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,192 Anastasia Alexandrovna, We begin the pursuit. 362 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,520 Drive off smoothly, please. 363 00:24:21,664 --> 00:24:24,650 Andryukh, well, in general, it’s a good idea, 364 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,184 that a woman would take such a step did you go for beauty? 365 00:24:27,264 --> 00:24:30,816 Agree. This is not our business at all, but let's talk - why not? 366 00:24:30,896 --> 00:24:32,912 Where did I tell you to sit, you fools? 367 00:24:36,464 --> 00:24:39,520 Oh, this is Annushka. 368 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,515 - Lord, how old I am! - Yes, it’s not her. 369 00:24:42,595 --> 00:24:47,093 - Well, or rather, another one. - Andrey Maratovich, excuse me. 370 00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:50,123 - We were probably wrong. - You, of course, Andryukh, are the head. 371 00:24:51,216 --> 00:24:53,940 Now I’ll go and knock out this old woman. You will deal with Nazimov. 372 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,020 No, no, it's not worth it. I'm not sure if this is a good idea. 373 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,104 Why? 374 00:24:57,744 --> 00:24:59,904 This is not some old terminator woman in front of you, 375 00:24:59,984 --> 00:25:01,546 and import substitution is in full swing. 376 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,555 - And what? - A working robot made of shit and sticks. 377 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,950 I'm sure the management would be interested in such a startup. 378 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,928 - Oh, I agree with Andryukha. - Andryusha is right about how he breathes. 379 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,536 Well, in a sense, Andrei Maratovich is right absolutely, you're always right, yes. 380 00:25:16,128 --> 00:25:17,952 And how do you propose to proceed? 381 00:25:18,032 --> 00:25:21,580 So, Lyapin, Mokry, my good guys, rush to the car, 382 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:25,168 take this mandula with sticks, it's in a black case. 383 00:25:25,248 --> 00:25:27,280 - Eat. - Lyapin, do you understand? 384 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,496 What is a case? 385 00:25:28,576 --> 00:25:31,840 - We still need to throw more wood. - Sit. 386 00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:34,768 Me myself. 387 00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:36,480 And how do you like your Annushka? 388 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,752 It’s as if she’s even prettier. 389 00:25:38,832 --> 00:25:41,290 Maratich! Maratich! 390 00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:42,848 What kind of mandula is this? 391 00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:46,770 This is a means of electronic warfare. Just for such cases. 392 00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:49,820 Now we will drown out Anochka, Let's calmly take Nazimov 393 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,632 and we will wait for orders and medals. 394 00:25:55,744 --> 00:25:56,624 ABOUT! 395 00:25:58,010 --> 00:26:01,392 Look, this is a domestic model it will be stronger. 396 00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:04,420 Anya, my dear, what happened? 397 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,024 - Migraine again. - Yes, this cannot be. 398 00:26:07,104 --> 00:26:08,620 - Stand! - What are you doing? 399 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,096 The police are working! 400 00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,192 Anya! Anya, it's them! 401 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:13,776 I told you about them. 402 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,160 Protect us! 403 00:26:18,432 --> 00:26:21,120 Stand! Grandma, where are you going? 404 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,790 - Wet! - Uh, uh, uh, grandma, where are you going? 405 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:25,020 Where are you going? 406 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,640 Oh, damn it! 407 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,720 Guys, it really happened cool version. 408 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,896 - What version? Run! - Great idea. 409 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:32,430 A woman for the sake of beauty... 410 00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:36,240 Do you remember me? 411 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,232 - Oh! - Anya, bend down! 412 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,760 - Do you remember me? - Who are you? 413 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:49,230 And I remember you. Do you want to know what you were like? 414 00:26:49,856 --> 00:26:52,016 Anya, no! Anya! 415 00:26:52,096 --> 00:26:54,896 Anya, don't take it! They melted you! 416 00:27:00,736 --> 00:27:04,352 - Is that really me? - You, Annushka, it’s you. 417 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,472 Fathers, what am I! 418 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:12,580 Why are you showing me this? 419 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,413 Don't trust him, he's a cop. Pozharsky, get out. 420 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:19,080 If you give up with Nazimov, 421 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,072 then we will return you to your previous appearance. 422 00:27:21,152 --> 00:27:25,330 What, will I be beautiful like this girl? 423 00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:29,152 That's you in the photo. 424 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,210 Sorry, I'm not thinking well. 425 00:27:35,290 --> 00:27:37,808 Turn off the electronic warfare, she doesn’t understand anything! 426 00:27:45,744 --> 00:27:48,880 And you are a nice person. I like you. 427 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,752 I'm a policeman. Name is Andrey. We're all nice people there. 428 00:27:53,484 --> 00:27:57,530 I don't like the police. But for some reason I don’t despise you. 429 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,760 - Even though it’s programmed. - Anya, this is... 430 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,840 The most terrible cop in the world. 431 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,040 Destroy him! 432 00:28:05,024 --> 00:28:06,800 You won't cheat? 433 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,032 No, never. 434 00:28:10,768 --> 00:28:13,618 You will be just as beautiful. You will stand in front of the mirror. 435 00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:16,016 Paint lips and eyebrows. 436 00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:19,104 I've already dreamed about this. 437 00:28:21,648 --> 00:28:26,336 Why did you destroy me? if I was so beautiful? 438 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,488 Anya! Anyutka! 439 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,080 We won't do it again, I promise! 440 00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:41,728 Arrived for service in your branch. 441 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,120 Her boyfriend is an American spy. 442 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,184 Lyapin! He's leaving! 443 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:52,192 Every morning you will give it to me knowledge of this honor board. 444 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:55,217 It was better under Galuso.